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Jamie Jungers wins Best Whore

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:24:20 +0000

Here’s Jamie Jungers leaving The Howard Stern Show this morning where she took first place in a Miss Tiger Woods contest against Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie by apparently describing his penis in the most detail. Why not? Ironically,… …read full story

Dina’s in on the lawsuit

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:24:14 +0000

Lindsay Lohan apparently called her mom bawling after seeing the E-Trade commercial about a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay and it looks like Dina’s in on the suit, according to The New York Post: “They’re little babies doing this, mocking… …read full story

Corey Haim pulled a Brittany Murphy

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:24:10 +0000

Walking punchline to every 80s joke Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent accidental overdose while battling the flu, according to TMZ: We’ve learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications… …read full story

Julie Bowen in a bikini

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:24:03 +0000

Here’s Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns… …read full story

Madonna demands the loins of Gerard Butler

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:23:55 +0000

Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler’s elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer… …read full story

Katherine Heigl has access to hair dye and other news

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:23:47 +0000

- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch, I will cut you.” [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin’s career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her… …read full story

Jeremy Renner ‘was’ a badass in my book

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:23:39 +0000

Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson’s breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor’s Ball that he… …read full story

Lindsay Lohan claims she’s the E-Trade baby and somehow just like Madonna

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:23:29 +0000

Because not all cokedealers accept blowjobs, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad — part of a… …read full story

Heidi Montag’s Fake Tits: A Ron Howard Film

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:23:24 +0000

Heidi Montag spoofs the body science gave her in a new Funny or Die video inexplicably directed by Ron Howard. I say inexplicably because the man’s a legendary director and could’ve easily got away with advocating credit card reform… …read full story

There’s no f-cking way.

Poolside — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:23:14 +0000

Somehow Tila Tequila was invited to a gifting room suite for the Oscars on Sunday and every con artist knows nothing gets free tchotchkes like a fake pregnancy. Sure she appears to be showing and is a little fatter… …read full story