posted by Poolside on Mar 9
Here’s Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I’m no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m no longer welcome at… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
- Ryan Reynolds might as well have had “Guess Who Won” written on his chin. [Lainey Gossip] - George Clooney’s look of death explained. [Dlisted] - Lindsay Lohan fired from Ungaro because apparently businesses are supposed to make money…. …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
Kathy Ireland surprised most of the modern world last night by a.) being alive and b.) interviewing Oscar attendees looking like some sort of leathery orange Avatar puppeted by James Cameron to psyche out the competition. This of course… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
Despite the fact it competed against the season finale of Big Love, Amanda Seyfried attended the Oscars because she stars in Nicholas Sparks movies now. Of course she ended up presenting an award with Miley Cyrus, so I like… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
As the world focuses its attention on last night’s Academy Awards, it’s comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they’re almost like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
When we last left Bar Refaeli I called her a “fucking whore” for posing in a bikini with The Situation from Jersey Shore, so I’d like to take this time to acknowledge that might have been a tad harsh…. …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
Dear Academy Awards, I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings. - The Superficial Scope Out (16) Pics of Christina Hendricks After the Jump Photos: Getty, WENN… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
Just a heads up, if I sound a little crotchety this morning, it’s because I sat through the entire ABC broadcast of the Oscars and will never get that time back. Granted, I’ve blacked out drunk for longer periods… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
If you sat through the entire three hour plus verbal blowjob fest that was last night’s Oscar, you were probably too paralyzed with suicidal thoughts to notice they forgot Farrah Fawcett during the “Ha Ha, You People Died” montage…. …read full story
posted by Poolside on Mar 9
Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.) In the meantime, feel free to make this an… …read full story
