posted by Poolside on Jan 30
CALVIN KLEIN: Please, come to my party. ALI LARTER: I dunno…. CALVIN KLEIN: C’mon. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Photos: Splash News… …read full story
Archive for January, 2010
posted by Poolside on Jan 30
- Jared Leto tries to pull a Robert Pattinson. [Lainey Gossip] - Jayde Nicole “made it” if being a Brody Jenner accessory for half a season of the The Hills counts as any type of success. (Hint: It doesn’t.)… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 30
Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon’s penis last night, according to Globo.com. My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 30
John Travolta is apparently Tom Cruise circa 2005 because he’s been wasting no opportunity to pimp Scientology. Whether it be relief efforts to Haiti or talking about it at the premiere of his new movie last night in the… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 30
After giving the paparazzi her exact GPS location because she’s very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went shopping at Kitson for Kids yesterday where she pretended her uterus isn’t the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 30
Despite the fact she’s been spotted several times with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers, Rihanna claims she’s single and won’t be taking a date to the Grammys which makes absolute sense when you think about it. After what… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 30
Seen here with his new girlfriend The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin’s Penis to Stardom (Pretty sure that’s her legal name.), Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller in violation of… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 28
- Kristen Bell is no Reese Witherspoon. (Not a link to Jake Gyllenhaal turning the lights off and using his best imagination face.) [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and her wonk-tits will soon find their true calling. [DrunkenStepfather: Site… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 28
Warner Bros. fired back at Simon Monjack’s claims that the studio is responsible for Brittany Murphy’s death by killing her with the burden of not voicing a singing penquin. Via E! News: “Any claim that Warner Bros. Pictures was… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Jan 28
Seen here in the pages of Playboy like a good, credible woman, Loredana Jolie thinks Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab won’t solve anything. Page Six reports: “He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came… …read full story
