posted by Poolside on Dec 30
HULK: So, listen, the way I have sex is I hide in the bushes behind my mate’s beach chair then pull her in from behind. So if I accidentally grab you instead of Jennifer, it’s not my fault. I… …read full story
Archive for December, 2009
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
- Chris Brown Jet-skis after beating Rihanna, yet becomes a hermit when nobody likes his music. Nice. [Lainey Gossip] - Denise Richards is ready to detonate. Knew she wouldn’t let me down. [PopEater] - Christina Aguilera is really glad… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
3. MILLA JOVOVICH Posted: 9/8/2009 If these pics of Milla Jovovovich were ever removed from the Internet, the very fabric of our existence would be sucked into the resulting gap. That’s how much you guys liked looking at her… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
Despite the fact he starred in G.I. Joe and should be cast into the sea to spend his days in the belly of a whale, Marlon Wayans found himself the target of the paparazzi last night where he fired… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
While an obvious effort - to this writer anyway - by Charlie Sheen’s people ensues to dig up dirt on his wife and the arresting officer from their Christmas fight, Brooke Mueller clearly has a death wish because she… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
4. BRITNEY SPEARS Posted: 6/7/2009 When these photos of a dirty version of “Gimme More” leaked online, I honestly didn’t think anyone would want to see Britney Spears’ bare nipples covered in magic marker because it’d be a sad… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
- Britney Spears’ dying her hair could mean vagina flashing is just around the corner. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner stop pretending they’re dating. [PopEater] - The Sugarbabes in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Ange …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
5. HEIDI MONTAG Posted: 8/14/2009 We’re already halfway through the Top 10 Most Visited Posts of 2009, and somehow Heidi Montag is sitting at #5. Heidi Montag. And she’s not really naked! I’m sorry, folks, but this is for… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
Lindsay Lohan went shopping in New York last night where her mere presence drew a crowd so large it required the police to come out and direct traffic. Seriously, Lindsay Lohan? Considering it was 80 below zero on the… …read full story
posted by Poolside on Dec 30
It’s barely been two weeks and Kourtney Kardashian is already pimping her newborn son Mason Dash Disick in the latest issue of Life & Style. In fact, I’m pretty sure she gnawed off the umbilical cord just in time… …read full story
