Just a heads up, if I sound a little crotchety this morning, it’s because I sat through the entire ABC broadcast of the Oscars and will never get that time back. Granted, I’ve blacked out drunk for longer periods… …read full story
If you sat through the entire three hour plus verbal blowjob fest that was last night’s Oscar, you were probably too paralyzed with suicidal thoughts to notice they forgot Farrah Fawcett during the “Ha Ha, You People Died” montage…. …read full story
Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.) In the meantime, feel free to make this an… …read full story
Here are the behind the scenes/outtakes from Audrina Patridge’s FHM photo shoot making the Internet rounds today and I’m not really going to get into the specifics of why I’m posting these. But if you guessed it’s to make… …read full story
- Rihanna is really pushing the boundaries of crazy shit she’s allowed to get away wearing. [Lainey Gossip] - Sean Penn’s weapon of choice? Ass cancer. [Dlisted] - Rebecca Gayheart had a baby girl. Now to explain why smoking… …read full story
Somewhere James Cameron is kicking himself for not thinking of this first. PopEater reports: Singer Katy Perry will be featured in a film based on the ‘Smurfs.’ Perry is in negotiations to voice the role of Smurfette, one of… …read full story
Pretty much what I just said in the headline, but with more words. Via the Daily Mail: It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she starred in the video for the Rolling Stones’ 1997 song… …read full story
Because he’s already played an explosive expert in The Hurt Locker, Jeremy Renner thinks it’s time to start handling some real napalm. With his penis. People reports: Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy,” the source says…. …read full story
Here’s Taylor Swift kicking off her Fearless tour in Tampa last night and, yes, I might have included a deliberately cropped panty photo from the show. But only because I respect Taylor Swift as a person so much. I… …read full story
Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to piss Samantha Ronson off by becoming a DJ now and even managed to earn herself a gig at the Nokia X6 Launch Party in London, according to RadarOnline: The source says that Lindsay’s “awful… …read full story
- James Cameron deems himself worthy of a Sacha Baron Cohen joke. [PopEater] - Brangelina is somehow using this art museum to have sex with Johnny Depp. I can feel it. [Lainey Gossip] - Dakota Fanning singing “Cherry Bomb”… …read full story
Valerie McFarlane, one of the responding officers the night Charlie Sheen allegedly attacked Brooke Mueller, has been fired from the Aspen Police Department, according to RadarOnline: “She is no longer working with the department,” an Administrative …read full story
Jon Gosselin having a small penis has become so universally known that it’s literally costing him money at this point. Via The Huffington Post: If Playgirl ever asks Jon Gosselin, 32, to pose nude, he may be a little… …read full story
Tiger Woods’ longtime caddy Steve Williams had no idea about the 67 cocktail waitresses his boss should’ve used the 4-iron with and apparently would’ve gone public had he known, according to People: “I’m a straight-up sort of person,” Williams… …read full story
Because hers is the face of wisdom, Lindsay Lohan will soon bless the world with her words. Via E! News: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,”… …read full story
Ke$ha apparently isn’t a big fan of Britney Spears lip-syncing her way through every concert, according to Showbiz Spy: “I think that’s bulls***,” she said. “I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see… …read full story
Because diamonds don’t come out faucets - at least in the guest house - Elin Woods is moving back in with Tiger Woods. RadarOnline reports: On Wednesday, Elin and Tiger spent approximately three hours together at the house where… …read full story
THE MARRIAGE REF kicks off its premiere episode tonight with celebrity panel Tina Fey, Eva Longoria-Parker and Jerry Seinfeld. Along with host Tom Papa watch as they solve marital tiffs with the declared winner walking away with a prize… …read full story
Lindsay Lohan flashes her ass and other body parts in this Terry Richardson photo shoot for Purple magazine, and to me, the sexiest part of these shots is the horrific gashes on her knees followed closely by the self-inflicted… …read full story
Despite the fact the Internet went crazy today over last night’s Vera Wang launch, I was going to avoid these pics because the thought of Reese Witherspoon and Renee Zellweger in the same room is about as sexy as… …read full story
