Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas yesterday, and does anyone else find it hilarious they actually bothered to make her a cake? Surprisingly, she ate it which means she’s a fatty now… …read full story
Here’s Britney Spears wearing what appears to be an engagement ring while walking around LA yesterday. So someone explain to me how a person who’s been declared mentally unsound by the state can get engaged? Isn’t that kind of… …read full story
TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead in his Tampa home this morning. Early reports are saying he suffered a head injury during a flight landing yesterday which the FAA is saying was his fault for not wearing a… …read full story
Former Playmate Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles were married Saturday at the Playboy Mansion and, wow, nothing like having a wedding at the same place your future wife played with an old man’s balls for… …read full story
Here are behind-the-scene photos of Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian shooting the promo for their upcoming reality show Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Because only in America can you build a career out of falling out of the same vagina… …read full story
- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she’s a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam] - Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip] - Madonna’s new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If… …read full story
Here’s AnnaLynne McCord and her 90210 co-star Jessica Lowndes on set in Huntington Beach yesterday. I love how every season, without fail, AnnaLynne’s character is in a bikini. Sure, she almost has an almost Kelly Ripa-esque penis-button, but that’s …read full story
With Michael Jackson’s death consuming all forms of life (I heard reports they announced his death on The Weather Channel. The Weather Channel.), I find it to be my journalistic duty to focus on more dire issues occurring in… …read full story
Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe, who is the biological mother of Prince Michael and Paris, can take custody of the children if she so chooses, according to her attorney. People reports: Prince Michael, Paris and Jackson’s third child, Blanket, …read full story
When Perez Hilton filed a $25,000 lawsuit against Black Eyed Peas’ manager Polo Molina, he announced he’d be donating the proceeds to the Matthew Shepard Foundation. Turns out that not only was the foundation never informed of such a… …read full story
Drug overdose, huh? Then how do you explain this?! Dun dun DUNNNN! Photo: Twitter… …read full story
Like most celebrities in the past 18 hours, Madonna issued a statement to People expressing her grief over the death of Michael Jackson: “I can’t stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world… …read full story
An autopsy on Michael Jackson’s body will be performed today, and early reports from his family and friends are indicating the King of Pop had a drug problem not unlike Anna Nicole Smith. He was taking large amounts of… …read full story
Making the “Rule of Three” obscenely poignant, Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, has just died of cardiac arrest, according to TMZ. He was 50 years old and is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael… …read full story
Josh Duhamel stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and, since he’s married to Fergie, the conversation obviously turned towards Sunday’s incident involving Perez Hilton and the Black Eyed Peas: On the situation in general: “I try not to… …read full story
- Dane Cook and other opportunists glom onto Michael Jackson’s death. [Just Jared] - LeAnn Rimes vagina apparently has magical powers and lands Eddie Cibrian a role on CSI: Miami. [Lainey Gossip] - Paris Hilton’s hotel room in Dubai… …read full story
TMZ reports Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after suffering cardiac arrest. Paramedics performed CPR in the ambulance, and his mother is en route. So let’s say, hypothetically speaking, my first and audible reaction was “Ma …read full story
After looking at Kate Gosselin’s ass, seeing an in-shape, and braless, Ciara wear a see-through top has pretty much given my eyes the will to live again. It was touch and go for a while there, but they’ve since… …read full story
Stephen Moyer of HBO’s True Blood has some words for Twilight’s Robert Pattinson in the latest issue of Marie Claire (Via Celebuzz): “He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.” As someone who has seen both Twilight… …read full story
After a three year battle with cancer, Farrah Fawcett died this morning at St. John’s Hospital at Santa Monica with Ryan O’Neal by her side, according to TMZ. You’ll be hard-pressed to see a woman of her caliber grace… …read full story
